Everywhere I go people keep asking me⊠âJake, can you get Jose to play video games with me?â âDigital Jake, what is Alexisâ phone number.â And âJake! Is it true Brookeâs enormous fortune made on the backs of migrant workers?â
However, I ignore them all and continue to eat my lunch while parked in a hospital fire line⊠because nothingâŠ. NOTHING in this world can distract me from finding more ways to evolve the horrible beast of a game that is⊠CLOCKER SHOCKERÂ
I keep my finger riding on the pulse of the nation⊠which is THROBBING right now... telling me that people love the Grab Bag Impression punishmentâŠ. So itâs here to stayâŠ.
The winner of todayâs game will get to pick a co-host who will be shocked while doing a 10 second impression of a character WE chooseâŠÂ Yoda is GONE nowâŠ.. So the remaining options are:
ELMO
KERMIT
SHAGGY (from Scooby Doo)Â
DONALD DUCK
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW