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Men are simple creatures, who enjoy basic things… Warm Food… Cold Beer… Soft Couch… EASY.
Women are a little more COMPLEX beings, and their needs are much more specific…
Like gently sipping on a…. Grande, Gluten-Free, 4-Pump, Half-Calf, Non-fat, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte… with Extra Caramel Drizzle, No Whip, flipped upside down
And at the top of the list of COMPLICATED THINGS that women love... is being rescued from a dangerous, life-threatening situation… by a big, muscly man with peanuts for brains
Which is why a new survey asked 1000 people this question.. “In the movies, name a specific place a damsel in distress might be trapped or face danger”
I have the Top 5 answers ready to go in a HEROIC, DON’T BLOW IT EDITION of UNGLUED FAMILY FEUD.